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Why Head Lice are More Popular than Congress: David Shannon Understood It First

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Last night on THE DAILY SHOW, Jon Stewart announced that Congress is currently LESS popular than head lice.
This past fall, I published David Shannon’s BUGS IN MY HAIR!–a funny book about head lice. And it’s true, they are much more appealing than Congress.

HEAD LICE GET MY VOTE!

Ten Reasons Why Head Lice Are Better than Congress:

1. Head lice don’t fight among themselves.

2. Head lice get the job done.

3. Although it’s a challenge, you can make head lice go away.

4. Head lice are honest about what they do (feed on your blood and multiply), where Congress does the same thing but pretends to be helping you.

5. Head lice do not discriminate between rich or poor, black or white. Head lice treat every American the same way.

6. Head lice do not spend money and bankrupt anybody.

7. Head lice do not lie about themselves and one another.

8. Head lice do not send me 20-30 emails a day.

9. Head lice don’t pretend to care about what people think, where Congress doesn’t care but pretends they do.

10. Head lice come, and head lice go, but they don’t permanently wreck our lives. Congress, on the other hand, is destroying democracy.

VOTE FOR HEAD LICE!

Bonnie Verburg

VP, Scholastic Inc.
Editorial Director of the Blue Sky Press, an Imprint of Scholastic.

I published this book, and I approve this endorsement of replacing Congress with head lice!

(August 1, 2014)

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